hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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