Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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