I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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