he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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