she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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