Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
NoShamevember. You game?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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