yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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