Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
it was like eating out sand paper
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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