He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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