I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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