What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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