I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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