hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Success! We fucked roommates!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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