Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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