I'm so fucking centered right now
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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