Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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