He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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