He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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