my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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