i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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