and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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