Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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