I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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