Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think people are normalizing furries
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