Don't you send me to vm
i jhust puked up my retainher.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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