Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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