you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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