So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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