I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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