Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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