I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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