There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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