3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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