I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he fucked my hip out of place.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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