Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
