haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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