Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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