I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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