let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
two words: eviction party
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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