dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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