Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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