Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
this hospital has no fireball
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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