D3 body, D1 cock
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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