I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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