the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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