There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
did i just pee glitter
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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