look no pants
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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