: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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