He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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