I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I checked into jail on foursquare
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I touched a dick in church today
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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