Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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