he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think a kid would responsible me up
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
